Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
