i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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