Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
