He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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