My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
