i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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