we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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