nut hugger
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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