did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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