just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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