Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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