This girl is more easily done than said...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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