i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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