dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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