Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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