She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He kissed a someone with a penis
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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honey bunches of taint.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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