you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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