Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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