im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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