we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.