Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms