what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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