I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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