Midget sex pt 2 tonight
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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