If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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