Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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