I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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