I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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