Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with

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(847): View more from Illinois

We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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(703): View more from Virginia

look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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(941): View more from Florida

I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.

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(253): View more from Washington

I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...

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