all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night