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• (313): View more from Michigan

  My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You know you think of me naked too

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  Not since I found Jesus

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?

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• (518): View more from New York

  i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.

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