everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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