i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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