My hand turned me down
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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