is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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