Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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