Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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