You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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