O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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