It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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