I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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