hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I want to fling myself into the sun
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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