OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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