I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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