I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
where are my eyebrows?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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