I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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