Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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