they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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