it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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