Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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