The maid of honor just puked.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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