Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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