Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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