Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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