it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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