yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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