you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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